I’ve Gotta Get A Message To You

His pokemons bring all the boys to the yard

And they’re like “Hey wanna play cards?”

Damn straight; I wanna play cards

I can beat you

I’ve got Charizard

Philip J. Fry

Pokémon Picnic

"Every single one of your ancestors going back millions of years has managed to get laid."

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Library Dining

"curvy is good.
) (
curved is bad.
( )"

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"I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her
and kept her apart from the things that she loved"